How much is a Kg of Java?

To put in a nutshell, I truly hate programming! I don't know why, during my school days, i used to write "efficient" codes and programs, but after coming to college, i started hating anything that had some "syntax" and "codes" to follow. But, my inner voice kept telling me i need to brush up my "skills" in programming and now i know why it did so! I landed up in a Technology Solutions company where i am expected to code as per some quality standards too. There are many here who hate to code, but like a lot to speak and delegate work! (Operation Delegation is what i would term it.. :) ). Today, i was in my nadir when i had to write a few Test cases in Advanced Java. That's when it struck for me, how would it be if Java or whatever we want to learn is sold for some amount in some shops and how would it be if we buy it and upload it into our memory? Sounds Matrixish?? yeah, it could very well happen someday. so, hey managers, could you wait till that day comes, as i can't do any programs now???